K-Fed got his ride back

Looks like Kevin Federline got is Ferrari back. I don’t know if I have ever met someone who is a higher candidate for blunt-force trauma than Kevin Federline. He has nothing to offer but…well nothing. At least most of the celebutant coat-tail riders today like the Laguna Bitches, Nicole Ritchey and Paris Hilton can pull their tops off in the absense of any redeeming social skills. K-Fed is just a waste. I am not advocating smashing his face in with a huge brick or anything. Wait, yes I am. The mixture of hatred and disappointment that I feel when I see him in this $250,000.00 Ferarri at a McDonald’s drive-through is a little like seeing your little sister walk out of a strip club at 7:00am because her shift is over. To be fair my sister doesn’t work at a strip club. She works at a wellness spa that offers Asian deep tissue massage (with release).
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