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Matt Damon and girfirend/fiancee Luciana Bozan tied the knot this week according E! There was no extravagant ceremony, no helicopters or tabloids bidding on the wedding pics. Just a small ceremony at the NY City Hall with a justice of the peace.

The actor’s rep, Jennifer Allen, confirmed the nuptials to E! but
declined to provide any details beyond the fact that Bozan’s
seven-year-old daughter, from a previous relationship, was in
attendance. New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s office said the ceremony
took place at City Hall.

Matt Damon is probably the Anti-Christ. Famous people are not supposed to be salt of the earth nice guys. They are supposed to be self-serving media whores that marry inappropriately and knock up television stars on your favorite show and take puppies from orphans. Not marry their sweetheart at the City Hall when she gets pregnant , "cause it’s the right thing to do". I think we can all see through this little act if yours, Matt Damon. Or should I say,  Matt Damien?