NSFW – Fatback Media

Far be it for me to keep the goods from the public. So, TheSmokingGun.com is reporting that some stalker-razzi has some new topless pics of Jennifer Aniston that he is shopping around right now. And now her lawyers are out in full force. It’s not like everyone hasn’t already seen her naked before. So what’s all the fuss with the lawyers? Because of my love for the legal system and juris prudence, I am not going to post those alleged topless pictures of Jennifer Aniston…if they even exist. If it pleases the court, I think the evidence will show that not only was Jennifer Aniston not topless, she wasn’t even home that day. There was a third gunman on the grassy knoll at O.J’s house who lost a glove. Where’s your prima fasciae? I plan to use all my strikes up front at voire dire. God, legal talk just makes me giddy. I don’t know what the fuss is anyway. If anyone really wants to see Jennifer Aniston’s boobies a quick Google image search will turn up some nice results, no need for the hubble telescope attachement to your digital camera.

And to show that I am a fair, yet astonishingly sexy, exacting devil’s advocate. I have some items that prove that nobody cares that Jennifer Aniston was topless on her porch the other day. I would like these entered into evidence after the jump.