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Scarlett Johansson apparently thinks she looks like a boy. According to Contact Music:

LOST IN TRANSLATION star SCARLETT JOHANSSON is often bemused when people deem her good looks feminine, because she believes she looks like a boy.

The actress, who celebrated her 21st birthday on 22 November (05), admits that she often sees a "prepubescent boy" when she looks at herself in the mirror.

She says, "People tell me that I am so feminine; that everything about me is so feminine and I always think, ‘No, not really.’

"And what stops me is that I know a lot of times I look at myself in the mirror and I think that there’s something rather boyish about my face or that I look like a prepubescent boy some mornings, especially when my eyes are kind of swollen."

I am bemused that Scandinavian heat like Scarlett thinks she’s the ugly one. . My brain has been hardwired by millions of years of evolution to find Scarlett Johansson’s looks completely perfect. It’s just nature, man. Teen-aged boys don’t have that badonkadonk. Scientific evidence from MIT will show that I am right and that women’s clothes should not come in Size: Skeleton. More of Scarlett and her boyish charms after the jump.