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Reese Witherspoon Has Boobies

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Reese Witherspoon has small breasts. At least that what the family of June Carter-Cash said when Reese was tapped to play the country singer in the new movie "Walk the Line".

Blonde beauty Reese Witherspoon was left
disappointed when Johnny Cash’s children told her she wasn’t busty
enough to play their mother June Carter Cash.

The striking actress, who is hotly tipped to win an Oscar for her
portrayal of the country singer, was left disappointed by the slight on
her physique, but she refused to dwell on the size of her chest.

She says, "I was informed that my boobs weren’t big enough."

It’s odd that the it was Cash’s own children that complained about her breasts not fitting the bill. And by odd I mean creepy. I think the banjos may be strung a little too tight in that family, if you know what I mean. I’m not saying that they’re a little too close. Wait. yes, yes I am.

Reese132_2I think Reese Witherspoon is cute as a button. I really have no idea what that means, but it seems appropriate. She is the embodiment of southern charm, grace and intelligence. I’m from the south, and her southern accent still drives me crazy. If you ever want to see what the quintessential southern trampy trailer trash girl is like then rent "Freeway" with Reese and Keifer Sutherland.Junecartercash2

The other point to this issue is that June Carter Cash didn’t really have a giant rack in her younger years. Scientific analysis of  her boobs taken from data that I just made up clearly shows that not only were her breasts not that big, they were not that great. To wit. QED.

Now, even the layperson can see that Reese’s rack is much better. If the producers were looking for realism then they should have cast Kirstin Dunst and her flabtastic droopy tits. Feel free to browse my collection of porn evidence for this ongoing study after the jump. (NSFW of course)

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One Comment to “Reese Witherspoon Has Boobies”

  1. Troy Says:
    June 4th, 2006 at 7:17 am

    I ythink reese withrspoons boobies are awsome just the right size . I woulodn’t want them any larger

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