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Apparently my homie KS at Nonsense may just win the Spears/Federline divorce/death pool. It looks like Mrs. Federline has ‘lawyered up’.

“Britney’s already seen the divorce lawyer. As it stands, the
divorce papers are written up and all she has to do is give the word
and they’ll be filed in the courthouse."

Waiting around for your rich wife to cut you loose and cast you back down to skid row has to be a nerve wracking experience. Unless you’re K-Fay-ed. You can call him daddy instead. 

The lines have been drawn in the catshit filled sandbox. Britney has the divorce papers and K-Fed is holding on to the sex tape. Who ya got?

Normally, people from their background (i.e. white trash rednecks) would be fighting over which one gets the trailer (toys on the roof included) and which one gets the ‘bove ground swimming pool. But somehow, fate has shined its broken headlight on these two hillbillies and they are going to be fighting over marital assets that include a $300,000.00 Ferarri and  multi-million dollar mansions. If Britney’s lawyers are good, and I happen to know that they are, then Federline will be back to living it up  hillbilly style a few months after the divorce. I really feel bad for the kid though, divorces can be tough. When my dad left, I got a half-empty pint of Jim Beam and pack of Kools with 4 cigarettes left in it. BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVER.

The divorce/death pool is still open. Weigh in on the comments section.