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According to this report, Angelina Jolie used black magic to secure her relationship with Brad Pitt.

Doctor Snake, the author of cult best-seller “Voodoo Spellbook”, claims that Jolie is working voodoo on Brad. “That vial sounds suspiciously like a voodoo ‘mojo hand’, or magical charm”, he says, according to Softpedia.

Snake is skeptical that the charm is for warding off accidents, as voodoo spells using ingredients from bats are normally used as he says in the workings of a black magic love spell.

“One dark voodoo spell uses Bat’s Heart Incense, which is burnt to break up a love affair or marriage”, the Doctor says.

I am not a very religious person, but considering I grew up Southern Baptist, I know a thing or two about snakes. This “Doctor Snake” is obviously an idiot and a charlatan and should be burned at the stake. Everyone knows that ‘mojo hand’ is bullshit. You have to use a gris-gris and wrap it up real tight, ‘cher. Den you go down t’da bayou and bring back da Vodoun witch. She’ll set ya right, chile. She’ll set ya right.