NSFW – Fatback Media

Newly brunette Lindsay Lohan says that all blondes are whores she feels classy with her new chestnut lockes.

“I feel a bit classier with this hair,” says the natural redhead. “It’s a nice change. I like to try new things.”

Its always kind of sweet when people from the wrong-side-of-the-tracks make it big say country-come-to-town stuff like that. I don’t mean to be snotty, but my mom used to tell me that if a person used the word ‘classy’, then they probably weren’t. “Class”, she would say, “is something your born with. Its not something you can buy.” Then she would put her cigarette out on my arm and go back to work in the prison laundry. She was so classy.