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Indeed, thespian. We, collectively "ain’t ready" for this level lyrical genius. No way I could let this slide.

"Ya’ll Ain’t Ready" by K-Fed.

I should be saying
Keep my damn name out of your mouth
But you people keep increasin’ my change amount

So, go ahead and say what you wanna
I’m going to sell out, turn around and then I’m gonna

I know you wish you was in my position
‘Cause I keep getting in situations that you wish you was in
‘Cause I’m not your brother
Not your uncle
I ain’t your daddy too
Stepping in this game and you ain’t got a clue

My prediction is that y’all gonna hate me
And this style that we create straight 2008

But I know that you really can’t wait
‘Cause people are always asking me
When’s the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these paparazzi are following me

Getting anxious go take a peek
I’m starring in your magazine now every day of the week

Back then
They called me K Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead

Back then
They called me K Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead

Damn K-fed! That shit is straight 2008, baby. You are one roofless W-I-DubbaG-A. You are straight up trippin’ yo.That shit’s dope! You better watch out or she’ll cut your shit off.

This is case in point of how racism works in America. If Kevin Federline were black, somebody would have gunned him down in the street already for being the shittiest rapper alive. I’m not saying that Suge Knight should beat him with a baseball bat or anything. Wait, yes I am.

* Thanks to the effervescently sexual PerezHilton’s Boardroom true playahs transcribed this little piece of poetic gold. You can get the audio link here.