NSFW - Fatback Media

JOHN H. LAVELY, JR. is a Lawyer. Who works for Mrs. Britney Spears Federline. He also, apparently has no sense of humor. In an earlier post, my good friend KS (from AllthisNonsense) and I had a witty tete-a-tete about the Sean Preston Federline Baby Pictures that we had both posted to our sites. Funny stuff, right? I know. You know what’s not funny? At all?

"We are litigation counsel to Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and their infant son.  We have become aware that certain photos of Ms. Spears, Mr. Federline and their newborn son which were recently taken in a private photo shoot and which were stolen or otherwise unlawfully obtained (the "Photos") have been posted on your website. "

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We demand the immediate removal of the Photos from the Website.  Demand is further made as follows:

        1.      That you immediately cease and desist from any further copying, displaying, distribution, sale, licensing, or other commercial exploitation of any of the Photos.

        2.      That you immediately inform us as to the identity of the person or persons from whom you obtained the Photos and/or who told you that you could use or exploit the Photos, and the circumstances under which you obtained them.

        3.      That you provide the name and contact information for each of the persons or entities to whom the Photos have been transmitted, sold or otherwise disseminated.

        4.      That if you have in your possession, custody or control any of the Photos, and/or the negatives or slides, that you agree to deliver them to us.

        5.      That you render a full accounting to us of each and every transaction that you and/or any of your agents have entered into concerning the sale or license of any of the Photos or any other related transactions, and an accounting of all monies paid or agreed to be paid to you as a result of each such sale, license or other transaction.

        You will be well advised to comply with these demands immediately and to inform us in writing of your agreement to do so.

        This letter does not purport to constitute a complete or exhaustive statement of all of my clients’ rights, contentions or legal theories.  Nothing contained herein is intended as, nor should it be deemed to constitute, a waiver or relinquishment of any of my clients’ rights or remedies, whether legal or equitable, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

 

WOW. All that writing just ask us to remove some pics of baby that will probably get epilepsy from all the flashbulbs he will have to endure for the rest of his life. Ok the picture is removed. You can see the updated page here. And to show that I am a class act I am inviting John Lavely to a GMail account, because that’s what Tyler Durden would do.

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