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Angelina Jolie: Breaker of men

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Angelina Jolie has reportedly broken the spirit of Brad Pitt. He was overheard making a distraught phone call to her from the set of his new movie about Jessie James.

Pitt broke down while on the set of "The Assassination of Jesse James" in Calgary in an alleged panicked cell phone call to Angie.

"I can’t live without you," Brad reportedly pleaded to Angie in what is described as an animated cell phone call.

Brad was reportedly distraught looking before getting Angie on the phone in the courtyard outside of the production office.  He allegedly was struggling with his scenes before taking the break to make his phone call.

Apparently just the sound of the sultry Jolie’s voice got Brad back on track as the actor then reportedly calmed down and was back to work on the set according to a "source" cited by the tabloid.

"He seemed calmed," after the call an onlooker spilled to CI.

Tyler Fucking Durden. WTF? In his defense, she has done this before. Behold the wrath that is the Angelina.

Husband: Jonny Lee Miller 
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After AJ: Career in the tank, although set to appear in Aeon Flux)

Husband: Billy Bob Thornton
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After AJ: Stricken with some sort of debilitating disease

Son: Maddox (adopted Cambodian orphan)
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After AJ: Stolen From Home land

Daughter: Zahara
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After AJ: Stolen from home land

Brother: James 
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After AJ: Minion of the undead

Slept with: Jenny Shimizu (model and actress)
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After AJ: won’t return my phone calls

Boyfriend: Timothy Hutton
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After AJ: Washes dishes at IHOP

Boyfriend: Val Kilmer

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After AJ: Ruined, currently gay

Boyfriend: Brad Pitt
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After AJ: Complete pussy

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