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Britney Spears is not settling into motherhood. Her husband is never around and, according to a recent article, she is experiencing some depression.

Britney Spears is said to be overwhelmed by motherhood. The Toxic
singer is reportedly having ‘dark thoughts’ that something awful may
happen to her baby.

"I’m so nervous I’m not doing things right," Britney reportedly told a friend.  Her rep insists that she’s fine.

I’m no psychologist, but 10 years of watching expert testimony on Law & Order reruns has taught me that this will not end well. Down south we have the Law of the Bayou which says: "if you can’t work the emergency brake -you’re better off at the bottom of the lake". Just like my mom used to tell me before we would go out to the swamps to find food. "Learn to run before you learn to crawl. Survival of the fittest my boy, we got mouths to feed."