NSFW – Fatback Media

Ok. So the posts will be sporadic for a couple of days because I am in New York for business. And by business I mean I am trying to score a kilo of pharmaceutical grade coke for my girlfriend and I to do off the tight asses of runway models for my birthday on Saturday( except for Kate Moss, who is a dirty quitter). Here are some links to tide you over until I come back in from the balcony. Fly high, Oh Freebird, yeah.

Mr. Sulu is Gay…not that there is anything wrong with that. (WWTDD.com)

Nicole Kidman not happy about TomKat (IDontLikeyou..)

Johnny Depp hates quitters (Hollywood Rag)

Fez is not a slut (AllthisNonsense)

Britney: Career?…eh not so much? (Egotastic)

The great Salma Hayak Bobbie Debate ( Lainey’s Gossip)

Ok. Settle in kids. I’ll post here and there from my palm pilot if I catch a signal. Other than that enjoy the archives.