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Apparently, Jessica Simpson is the winner of the “Best Cleavage in Hollywood” contest.A whuh..whaa..in the what? Where the hell was I when they started this thing? A boobie contest? BEST. IDEA. EVER. Who doesn’t like boobies? Although I must say that this top 10 list leaves a little to be desired. I mean, Nicollette Sheridan? She hasn’t been heat since The Sure Thing. Plus anyone who has been with Harry Hamlin is damaged goods.
Where are Monica Belluci, Denise Richards, Christina Ricci, Jenny McCarthy* etc?

Heres the list:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan

I’ll get around to putting up some nice shots of the ladies in this list and my list, NSFW of course, when I come down from my meth fueled birthday weekend of debauchery. Till then, let me know in the comments what you think about this list and if you have one who should have been included.

*My hell-fire hot Swedish girlfriend probably has the nicest breasts of any woman I have ever been allowed to stand near with out being arrested, but she is not an Hollywood actress, and therefore does not qualify.