Angelina Jolie can not be satisfied

Apparently, the appetites of this woman are insatiable. Its not enough that she is in the top 3 of hottest women in the solar system, and she is banging the (from what I hear) hottest guy in the solar system (present company excluded of course), she’s rich and famous and powerful and naked most of the time. Wait. Scratch that last one, I was going through my image library.

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie, who is dating actor Brad Pitt, is planning to adopt her third child.

The Tomb Raider star, who is already mother to two adopted children - four-year-old Cambodian boy Maddox and nine-month-old daughter Zahara from Ethiopia - is very excited about adopting another child.

"Most of the night I just thought about how quickly I want to adopt again. It’s a very special thing. There’s something about making a choice, waking up and travelling somewhere and finding your family," the Mirror quoted her as saying.

From what I understand, her idea of adoption involves snatching the first kid that grabs her leg when she gets off the plane in a third world country. I’m all for adoption and helping out underprivileged nations but starting your own "It’s a small world ride" is not a good reason to adopt children. Believe me, I tried it. Only I used midgets. Union midgets. So I guess you know how that turned out.