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Ashlee Simpson is not jealous

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Ashlee Simpson, whose dirty father can be seen above swooning at his daughters rack, recently said that her breakup with Ryan Cabrera was not because of his involvement with Kimberly Stewart.

ASHLEE SIMPSON has hit out at reports that she dumped RYAN CABRERA after seeing pictures of KIMBERLY STEWART pinching his bottom.

The pair enjoyed an on/off romance for some time before it came to an end, and Simpson insists it was just a coincidence that their break-up happened soon after she viewed the controversial images on a photo agency’s website.

She says, "I made a big deal about it. I was at rehearsal with my band, and I was like, ‘Oh, my God, you guys! Look’ But it’s not why we broke up. We were both travelling a lot."

Cabrera adds, "Ashlee didn’t like it, but the press magnified it to the trillionth degree."

I won’t even go into how much I dislike Kimberly Stewart. But I will say that if someone wants to use her as a speed bump for their Hummer, I’ll buy the gas. I had never heard of Ryan Cabrera, but my friends told me he is an ‘oh-so-cute’ singer who used to date Ashlee Simpson. He is obviously an  idiot who uses unnecessary hyperbole – which pisses me off a million percent.

Upon further investigation I dug up this image.
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This kid looks like the poor-man’s Reece (Justin Berfield from Malcolm in the Middle). Which is creepy because Joe Simpson, who produces this Stridex Poster child, also co-produces the new series Cattle Drive with Justin Berfield. I’m not saying that Joe Simpson may be a pederast. Wait. Yes I am.

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6 Comments to “Ashlee Simpson is not jealous”

  1. The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns Says:
    November 11th, 2005 at 4:15 am

    Moron #8 Revealed

    (I’m waiting on MR.BIG to get back from a meeting so that he can put up the image of the moron; so in the meantime, I’ll post this article as it is and get the image up at a later…

  2. The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns Says:
    November 11th, 2005 at 4:22 am

    Moron #8 Revealed

    (I’m waiting on MR.BIG to get back from a meeting so that he can put up the image of the moron; so in the meantime, I’ll post this article as it is and get the image up at a later…

  3. Lauren Says:
    November 30th, 2005 at 2:59 pm

    I think Jessica and Ashlee’s dad is far too involved in thier personal lives. Now they are grown they should hire someone else. I also think Nick should go to Broadway.

  4. fatback Says:
    November 30th, 2005 at 3:17 pm

    I agree totally Lauren. Especially the part about Nick going to Broadway. That is funny, yet accurate in so many ways… ;)

  5. Hip Hop Music Says:
    October 5th, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    I dont kimberly stewart either, I really can’t stand her.

    and nick doeas no belong on broadway.

  6. Hip Hop Music Says:
    October 5th, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    Oh yeah yeah you have a nic blog by the way.

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