NSFW – Fatback Media

Recently anulled actress Renee Zellweger is planning on adopting a baby, sources say.

"Renee Zellweger has revealed she wants to adopt an orphaned baby, just days after her ex Jack White announced he is expecting his first child.

The Hollywood actress is said to be desperate to have children but, since splitting from husband Kenny Chesney last month, has been left with little hope.

So the ‘Bridget Jones’ actress has reportedly asked advice from Angelina Jolie, who has an adopted Cambodian tot Maddox, four, and Ethiopian baby Zahara."

I don’t think Angelina Jolie is the best person to request advice from about "adopting" babies because I am pretty sure she will just say," Just fly to a really poor country and grab a kid right off the streets".  Kidnapping a nursing child right out of her mother’s arms in broad daylight and yelling out "MINE!" constitutes a legal adoption if you are a Hollywod Star. I should know. I spent a lot of time in orphanages when I was a child. As I got older I realized that most people didn’t want the dirty kid with a goatee who wouldn’t let go of the headless Barbie Doll. Every night I would sulk back home with my Barbie and tell my mom that nobody picked me again. She would just smile and lock me back in my cage. God I miss her.