Katie Holmes is fat

The buzz is out that recently ~~inseminated~~ impregnated katie Holmes may be a little further along than first reported. According to this article Katie may be more along the lines of 5 months pregnant. Check this image over at WWTDD.com and see for yourself.

She’s either 5 months pregnant or the alien growing inside her is not reacting to assimilation injections. Either way, I just bought 25 copies of Catcher in the Rye to leave around my house and office for when the invasion happens. Wait. Dianetics for the invasion and Catcher in the Rye for when I get a phone call that quotes Robert Frost. Always keep the catcher in the Rye he said. Always keep a copy. The woods are lovely dark and deep…