NSFW – Fatback Media

The recent rumors of a split may be the result of industry backbiting. According to this article:

Gossip industry insiders say the recent rumors are retaliation for the Jessica Simpson’s exclusive contract with OK! magazine…

A contract that Jessica’s father negotiated for the sum of $200,000.00. This amidst the frenzy to pay millions for a peak at Britney’s new baby must have caused some irritation at the Simpson household. As to whether or not the couple are really splitting up, well, this recent news about Nick Lachey can’t help.
According to the article,

According to Danielle Calo,
19,  [Nick] started flirting with her at a high
school football game in Columbus, Ohio — before inviting her back to
his hotel room. Calo went and says Lachey was "a really good kisser"
and told her that she was "really hot," but she insists she did not
have sex with him because "he’s very married" — a statement that isn’t
likely to reassure Simpson much.

And by good kisser she meant "sloppy drunkard" and by did not have sex she meant "anal isn’t considered sex, right?" But let me get this this straight. Nick Lachey, who is married to the girl who washed the General Lee with her boobies is trolling high schools for action? Gotta respect that.

*UPDATE: A supersexy reader sent in these pics of the soon to be infamous Ohio State Women’s Volleyball Player and Nick Lachey seductee.