Britney is Doll Parts

The always excoriating KS over at AllThisNonsense.com had this post today about Britney’s plan to have Mattel craft dolls of herself and her family for her new son to play with.

If she
gets her way, it looks like Britney may get her fake tits and flat stomach
back sooner than she expected. It seems that Mrs. Federline wants her
family turned into dolls.

Giving a male child dollies of his own family members to play with can only end in an 18 year old Sean Preston wearing a dress and smeared lipstick yelling out to the police that he needs a chopper and some pork skins or he will start executing the hostages.

*photo courtesy of the mad photoshoppin’ skills of KS.