Maverick and Joey expecting??

The downright spectacular PerezHilton is reporting that Katie Holmes may be expecting a child whose biological donor may be Tom Cruise. According to the article :

A very reliable source tells PerezHilton.com that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a child!

I normally reserve this site for gossip related to Southern-ish celebrities and such, but this is too big to keep under wraps. Plus, katie lived in Wilmington for few years ,right? But I digress…
I am actually very glad to see that the ~~creepy~~ happy couple has decided ~~to force an artificial insemination at the secret Scientology Island Clinic~~ to conceive a child because of ~~Katies utter bone-chilling fear of Tom~~ their love for each other.

Dianetics kicks ass!

* Shout out to KS over at AllThisNonsense.com for the lead.