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The downright spectacular PerezHilton is reporting that Katie Holmes may be expecting a child whose biological donor may be Tom Cruise.  According to the article :

A very reliable source tells PerezHilton.com that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a child!

I normally reserve this site for gossip related to Southern-ish celebrities and such, but this is too big to keep under wraps. Plus, katie lived in Wilmington for few years ,right? But I digress…
I am actually very glad to see that the creepy  happy couple has decided to force an artificial insemination at the secret Scientology Island Clinic to conceive a child because of Katies utter bone-chilling fear of Tom their love for each other. 

Dianetics kicks ass!

* Shout out to KS over at AllThisNonsense.com for the lead.