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Oh Fantasia, who would have ever known? According ABC News Fantasia Barrino can’t read.

"American Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino reveals in her memoirs that
she is functionally illiterate and had to fake her way through some
scripted portions the televised talent show, which she won in 2004.

I think I speak for most of the world when I say that this is a terrible tragedy and really speaks volumes about our society. And by terrible tragedy I mean, " haha she can’t read, what a stupid dummy!". Of course she will capitalize off of  her ignorance and get book deals -that she won’t be able to read! HA. Sorry, that just kills me. I never really got the whole "Fantasia Idol" thing. She was always just a talentless screecher who looks like she stayed a little too long on the tit to me. That’s just me and I am a country bumpkin… who knows what the record producers are saying.

The 21-year-old R&B singer says she’s signed record deals and
contracts that she didn’t read and couldn’t understand. But the hardest
part, she said, is not being able to read to Zion, her 4-year-old
daughter.

The sad part is Zion can probably work out some words already and she’s only 4 years old. Most kids know the alphabet by the time they are 4 and can pick out some easy words.  I know she’s from the south, but come on! How can you make it through to adulthood without picking something up? Fucking ABC’s…there is a song. Wait…I am being harsh. Fantasia, I am truly sorry…hahaha just kidding like you can even read the title of a box of Cherrio’s. Dummy.