Is K-Fed a bitch?

These photos of Britney at home have been around for a couple of days now. I am sure you have all seen the snot rocke t so I won’t go into that. I was trying to figure out who that slutty chick was walking with Britney, when my naked Swedish Figure-Skater girlfriend said that the girl on the right was Kevin Federline. "Yeah," she said, "that is totally Kevin". And she she said it with that sexy Scandanavian accent. God damn. Where was I? Oh yeah. WTF? What’s with the bun? That hairstyle is only cool if you have a 46" Katana and you are on the back of a horse barrreling down on the Ninja that killed your master and made you a Ronin. I should know. That’s how I killed Tsunemoto Yama-uchii. It was a decision I made within the the span of seven breaths. I must now commit seppuku and die with honor.