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Britney Spears has the blues according to MSNBC. The star is reportedly suffering from post-partem depression after the birth of her first child Sean Dirty Vegas  Preston Federline.

“Brit’s mood has been up and down since she came home,” a Spears family
friend told Life & Style Weekly. “She’s been crying through the
smiles,”

Crying through the smiles, huh? I thought only coked out strippers giving me a lap dance did that. Life is a rich tapestry. I guess post partem depression is the new buzz condition for rich people to complain about. I’m from down south and down there, there is no post-partem depression– there’s just regular ole’ depression. If you happened to be lucky enough to be born without coat hanger gouges in your skull- you thanked your lucky stars and hit the road as soon as you could walk. We didn’t have prescription drugs and anti depressants– we had corn liquor and assault & battery. I’m not saying that violence is the answer but the voices are calling and they will be answered my friend. They will be answered.