NSFW – Fatback Media

I usually don’t watch the Emmy’s but last night I heard that Veronica Mars was gonna sing "Fame", and since I graduated with a Doctorate in Street Dancing from Julliard, I tuned in. Kristin Bell looked great although I hope she fired the guy who almost dropped her in the middle of the routine. Step.Tap.Step.Step! Fucking understudy. I was also anxious to see Jennifer Garner win Best Actress in a Drama Series but it turns out that Patricia Arquette is in a show called Mediocre Medium? Has anyone heard of that? I thought she was great as the prostitute in True Romance, where if I am not mistaken, she was nude and beaten to a bloody pulp by Tony Soprano. From what I hear Medium is about a psychic woman who fights crime without:

1. nudity
2. being beaten to a bloody pulp

Ergo, the show sucks.And I am an authority because I used the word ergo. Everyone knows that to fight crime in this day & age you need 25 multi-colored wigs, a black-belt in Jujitsu and a convoluted way of bypassing the security in any building on the planet. Oh, and you have to be hot. Hotties always get the bad guy. I should write my own show. I have ideas. Most come from the monkey I lead around with a string tied to his foot, but they’re all gold… solid gold.