NSFW – Fatback Media

Apparently Renee Zellweger and her husband of 5 minutes , Kenny Chesnee have filed for an anullment. Its a pity because they didn’t have time to have kids and name them redneck names like "Trevis" or "Mikayla" or "Cheyenne". My sources tell me that she cited the reason for their breakup as "fraud". As in he defrauded her out a perfectly good coke-fueled downward spiral with White Stripes front "man" Jack White. However according to her pubilcist, Renee says,

The term ‘fraud’ as listed in the documentation is simply legal language and not a reflection of Kenny’s character.(via perezhilton.com)

Because we all know that he is not a fraud. He has long, luxurious flaxen hair under that Stetson. And that shell neckace was crafted by the natives of St. John, not picked up on "The Boulevard" in Myrtle Beach.

As a side note here’s what Renee looked like a few years back when she was still hot… country-come-to-town but hot.