Britney Spears is Someone’s Mommy

According to the kids over at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com (via RadarOnline.com ), Britney Spears is in the process of having her first child at Cedars Sinai Hospital. I guess her dream has finally come true. If, in fact, her dream was to meet a redneck idiot, get knocked up and flabby and ruin her career chances forever. I actually think its touching that she found someone special amidst all the pressures of her stardom. And by "touching" I mean she is a fat redneck.