NSFW – Fatback Media

Well, I’ve moved again kids. The hillbilly nomadic pull that people in my family feel after being in one place too long was too much. Of course there was also, my bitchy neighbor too. Plus, my landlord sold the unit. But them’s just details, and I’m a Freebird baby, I gotta fly!

So I moved to Southie (South Boston for any one who hasn’t seen Good Will Hunting). To a place at the beach. For the same rent I now have 1500 sq. ft. with a front porch and a private roof deck. My apt rocks and your’s sucks. Eat it bitches. Since my film of my girlfriend and I is still in the developing tank at my private lab, you’ll have top settle for imagining that this is us on the beach. It’s pretty close to reality, except I can kick Brad Pitt’s ass. Hands down. Plus, he’s ugly.

Awesomely hot couple to represent my girlfriend
and I at the beach. Pales in comparison…except
for the midget. Midgets are funny.

I live on the third floor and an 80+ year old couple lives on the second. I really hope they are deaf because I plan to have freestyle sex olympics with my girlfriend. EVERY. DAMN. DAY.