NSFW – Fatback Media

We have noticed few fashion trends here at the FBaC that we
really don’t care for. Specifically the velour sweat suit. Ladies, I have news
for you: velour track suit = pajamas. Period. They are not fashionable. You do
not look good. No matter who wears them in their music video. Even the hottest
girl you can think of still looks like she is getting ready for “DVD night”
with the girls when she wears one of those. You don’t look like your heading to
the gym you look like you are about to dive into a gallon of Hagen Daas and pop
in “The Notebook”. For example, Eva Longoria pictured here. Even my girlfriend thinks she’s hot. Which, come to think of it, that’s pretty fucking hot. Of course my girlfriend is a supermodel who is entirley out of my league (but keep that on the DL). Anyway, as hot as she is, she still looks like she is about to have a warm glass of milk and hit the sack. Mmmmm…warm glass of milk…
 

It’s not like anyone thinks you’re going to the gym in one
of those suits. We may be country-come-to-town here at FBaC, but four inch
heels and giant bug sunglasses do not work well on the elliptical machine. Neither does the ounce of coke
you have in you little-itty-bitty Gucci purse, but who are we to judge?  Strippers are people too. Dirty cokehead tramps,
but people. Desiree, if you’re reading this…that’s everyone but you sweetie. I
promise. (see ya Friday night).