NSFW – Fatback Media

Breaking News from South Cackalackee:

Deputies said they had received information that illegal activities
were taking place in bathrooms located at the Greenville Mall.Undercover
officers were sent in over a four-day period and arrested 18 men for
either loitering to engage in illegal sexual activity or exposure of
private parts in a lewd and lascivious manner.

Four days huh? I wonder how many hand jobs the "deputies" had to get before they completed this sting.

–ed.