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You know what I love about the Mediterranean? The blue water, warm sun and all the naked boobies. These are a few of shots of topless chicks I took at the beach in southern Italy. What’s the difference between me and a paparazzo? The bottle of Krug, a huge erection and constant giggling. Check out the Old Man and the Sea in Pic 3. Pic 4 is a couple of Dutch MILF’s that kept taking their tops off.

Jennifer Ellison is famous because she has big tits and she’s British. That’s all it really takes in the UK. And that’s all it takes to melt my cold, cold heart. These are from Jennifer’s new calendar, I only gave you half a year because well, some months are just better than others.

Keeley Hazell nude folks. Her tits are as ubiquitous as sunshine and oxygen. And I never get tired of of any of them. Page 3 has tits every day right in the middle of the daily news. Newsweek has more boring news inthe middle. Winner: boobies!

Только бы выжил товарищ раненый…

Hello, my comrades. Please to bring vodka? DA! Come. We celebrate great Russian nude beauty Olga Akhunova. She is werry famous Russian glamour model. Nyet? You have not heard of her? She is new great Russian hope for world domination through infiltration of western society. You Americans and your masturbating. Too easy, comrades!

Давай за жизнь, давай брат до конца!

This is Monica Keena who played Abby Morgan on Dawson’s Creek, which if you knew that you aren’t exactly the demographic for this site. So welcome! Monica has done some movies since the Dawson’s Creek days, but nothing to speak of and certainly no nudity, which is why it is surprising that these very hot (and very LQ) nude pictures of her have showed up all of a sudden. She’s never been on our radar here at Fatback Media even though she’s done some quality FHM’s and Stuff shoots. Well, you can consider her a flashy blip right in the center target reticule now that she’s done some nudity. Remember that ladies. The key to a man’s heart is lots and lots of nudity. Don’t worry about learning how to cook, we’ve got that. Just take off your shirt, but keep the heels. That’s real nice.

What’s better than one hot naked British babe? Well, two hot naked British babes, of course. This is Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh breaking down the barriers of society and proving that love knows no bounds or gender and that is A-OK for two super hot chicks to get naked and rub their boobies together just like God intended. Amen, brother. Go lesbians!

Nikkala Stott never fails to disappoint. She’s our favorite Page 3 C-Cup girl. And that’s saying a lot. You know we’re suckers for British chicks who like show their tits. So, pretty much all girls form the UK fall into out favorites list. Oi! God save the Queen.

Alena Seredova is nude, Czech and has perfect, perfect eastern bloc breasts. During the cold war I spent sometime in Czechoslovakia for some hush-hush embassy infiltrations and pink gins. I can’t really talk about it. I can talk about Alena Seredova’s amazing rack though. But why ruin the moment with words?

Lindsey Strutt and her rack. Get it? Of course you do, you smartie! I like the billiards myself. It’s a real thinking man’s game like chess, or canasta or Chutes & Ladders. Speaking of billiards I think that Lindsey here might be trying to hustle us.

This is Vikki Blows. She’s a British “glamour” model. Which means she shows her tits in magazines. You know what’s amazing about British girls? They like to show their tits in magazines. Besides having the most awesome name ever, Vikki Blows is a different kind of Page 3 girl. She’s got smaller boobs and is more petite, but she’s got ink and piercings and I think I’m a little afraid of her right now. I’ll only open one eye when I masturbate. Blow, Vikki. Blow.