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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/07/links-for-2008-09-07/feed/     Jennifer Connelly Is Prettier Than You http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/05/jennifer-connelly-is-prettier-than-you/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/05/jennifer-connelly-is-prettier-than-you/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:09:20 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2398

    Bam! Jennifer Connelly and her amazing cleavage are hotter than a brick shithouse in a super ’80’s leopard shirt and leather pants at a premier. I don’t think her rack has been this fabulous since Career Opportunities. While most young Hollywood starlets starve themselves and get their first nip/tuck before they even legally vote, Jennifer Connelly is 37 years old, and has been busy being fucking beautiful. Maybe all those young  actresses can learn an important lesson from Jennifer Connelly: “It’s okay to not be the hottest chick in the room. Somebody has to do it. Fatty.”

    Update: Smartypants hottie Jenna, noticed that these are few years old. I stand by my claims. I said good day, sir.


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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/05/jennifer-connelly-is-prettier-than-you/feed/     Blake Lively Seems Nice http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/04/blake-lively-seems-nice/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/04/blake-lively-seems-nice/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:14:38 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2386

    Wow. It’s like Gossip Girl central around here this week. First, it was news that Leighton Meester’s mom was caged heat and had Leighton while in custody for drug running and Blake Lively is making news with her salacious rack after leaving a David Letterman appearance. Okay that’s nowhere near as cool as being born in jail, but it has way more cleavage. Blake is just 21, so she’s got a good 3-5 years of not having to wear a bra until she’ll have to strap those babies in a nice Playtex underwire, but till then we say “let ‘em stay free, Ponyboy”. Has anyone seen Gossip Girl? It’s supposedly the highest rated show on cable behind Mad Men but I have yet to see an episode. Maybe it comes on at the same time as How It’s Made. PS. I’m never eating Pringles again.


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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/04/blake-lively-seems-nice/feed/     Leighton Meester Born As Caged Heat http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/03/leighton-meester-born-as-caged-heat/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/03/leighton-meester-born-as-caged-heat/#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:16:59 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2377

    Star Magazine is reporting that 22 yr old southern hottie Leighton Meester’s IMDB profile may be a bit fudged. Star says that Leighton was actually born in a Texas jail (where her mom was doing time for drug running) and not in Marco Island Florida like her bio reports. From Star:

    Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf in the hot TV series, was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas. The mom was allowed to stay in a halfway house for the birth, but had to return to prison on the day Leighton turned three months. The future star was raised by a relative while mom served out her sentence for her role in a major drug-running ring.

    None of those details appear in the actress’ bio, which falsely lists the young star as being born in Marco Island, Fla., where her parents moved in the late ’80s.

    And Leighton’s mom isn’t the only member of her family with a record — her father, grandfather and aunt all did hard time in federal prisons for drug dealing! (STAR)

    So her whole family is in the Dixie Mafia. Which means her sexiness just went up 1000%, but so did your chance of ending up at the bottom of a well with your head and fingers cut off if you date her. Hey y’all!


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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/03/leighton-meester-born-as-caged-heat/feed/     Party of Two? Aw yeah! http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/03/party-of-two-aw-yeah/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/03/party-of-two-aw-yeah/#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:48:19 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2366

    God. Damn.

    This is Cajun hottie Lacey Chabert from Party of Five, the show where she played the little sister that you knew would grow up to be smoking hot, so you imagined her as a 17 yr old when you jerked off to the tv and now for some reason you still get a boner when LOST comes on. What’s that about? Anyway, she’s been off the hellbus for like 8 years but, for all us who are not pervs, here’s Lacey and her glorious rack at some event that I could have looked up, but who really cares.


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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/09/03/party-of-two-aw-yeah/feed/     Labor Day Was Awesome http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/31/labor-day-was-awesome/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/31/labor-day-was-awesome/#comments Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:33:43 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/31/links-for-2008-08-31/

    Labor Day was so awesome that my server got drunk and posted a link post from last god damn week. Sweet. Also, I went a themed wedding in New England where we had to wear costumes and get drunker than a Kennedy during prohibition. I sure hope they find the dead chick in the water. People don’t forget. Anyway. I fixed the link post from the ghost of server’s past with some serviceable pics of Britney Spears in Vegas at a topless pool looking super F’able. I would tear that shit up like a raccoon in a garbage can. Just sayin’. I have a thing for busted up chicks with low self esteem.


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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/31/labor-day-was-awesome/feed/     Hilary Duff’s Parents in Nasty Divorce http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/28/hilary-duffs-parents-is-nasty-divorce/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/28/hilary-duffs-parents-is-nasty-divorce/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:32:33 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2347

    Hilary Duff’s parents were in court this week and the divorce trial got so heated that Hilary’s father Bob was led out in handcuffs to the gasps of Hilary’s mom, Susan.

    At the hearing, Susan took the stand to ask for $25,000 to fund a present and party for Hilary’s 21st birthday, which is Sept. 28. It’s the same sum she and her husband spent on a ring and a party for Haylie when she turned 21 a few years ago, she said.

    The $10,000 her husband pays her in interim support each month is “not even enough to pay my own bills” and certainly not enough to afford such expensive birthday treats, Susan testified. She said she has to rely on Hilary for financial help to pay her lawyers and other bills.

    In his cross-examination, Piro asked Susan if her “adult millionaire daughter” would be upset if she did not receive an expensive gift and party for her birthday. Susan replied that her daughter “is emotionally upset by the abandonment of her father” and deserves “to have some kind of recognition for a young life well-lived.”

    Piro asked her where she thought Bob would get the money, and Susan replied he could get it from the same place he got money to buy presents for his girlfriend’s sons.

    “I know he’s a millionaire, and he’s got the funds,” she said.

    When Bob took the stand a few minutes later, Brown asked him if he wanted Hilary to receive a comparable gift to Haylie for her 21st birthday.

    “Yes,” Bob replied.

    “You’re not mad at Hilary, are you?” Brown asked.

    Bob hesitated, and Brown withdrew the question.

    Stansbury eventually ordered Bob to pay $12,500 to Susan for Hilary’s birthday.(CHRON)

    It’s always sad to see a family torn apart by divorce. Not only is it a strain on the parent’s emotional health, but the children…wait. Everyone involved in this case is a fucking millionaire. So fuck them. And fuck their million dollar attorneys, too. When my parents got divorced all my dad left my mom was a black eye and empty space where our mobile home used to sit. The court issued my mom an SOL order (shit outta luck) and told her to suck it up. But looking back I guess I should have really pushed for the $25K on my birthday. Maybe then it wouldn’t have been all my fault like mommy said. In my defense I did tell dad he could do much better and he should think about taking a mistress. What was up with the giant curlers and sweat pants 24/7, mom? Jesus. Oh, and when did Hilary Duff get smokin’ hot?


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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/28/hilary-duffs-parents-is-nasty-divorce/feed/     What A Hag http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/27/what-a-hag/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/27/what-a-hag/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:49:58 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2333

    What’s all the fuss about Megan Fox? I guess she’s alright, if you like that type -tall, thin, beautiful face, nice rack, amazing legs, perfect hair- but she’s not all that. I mean, look at her here with sweat pants on and no make up. Guh. I mean I guess I’d hit it. But it’d be a mercy fuck. Stars are people too!

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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/27/what-a-hag/feed/     My Heroes Have Always Been Cowgirls http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/25/my-heroes-have-always-been-cowgirls/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/25/my-heroes-have-always-been-cowgirls/#comments Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:19:48 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2316

    Apologies to Willie, but having a cowboy as your hero is a little uh… YMCA for me.

    Here’s Heroes star Ali Larter gettin’ her cowgirl on down in the ‘bu. Malibu has become The Ivy if southern California beaches. What was once the rich person’s private getaway is now the place for the Heidi Montag’s of the world to cavort in the ubiquitous bikini sporting the “Whaaa…? A photographer?? WHERE?!?!?” look. I digress..

    Ali Larter is an American Hero of slender, sinewy muscular proportions. Here’s how to take a regular hot chick and make her a hero. Add 2 or more of the following:

    1. Cowboy hat (worn ironically of course)
    2. bikini
    3. 1-3 dogs (one of which must be adorably ugly)
    4. Water
    5. All of the above in my apartment (minus the ugly dog)

    More Ali heroically emerging from the mighty pacific. PS. Nice shave.


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    ]]>     http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/25/my-heroes-have-always-been-cowgirls/feed/     Lindsay Lohan Is Kinda Slutty http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/22/lindsay-lohan-is-kinda-slutty/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2008/08/22/lindsay-lohan-is-kinda-slutty/#comments Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:31:13 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=2307

    What do you call a girl who sees somebody she’s banged every where you take her?

    Lindsay Lohan was recently in an awkward situation at the Apple Lounge in West Hollywood (west siiiide) with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson because several ex-lovers showed up.

    “Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side.” “Lindsay reassured Sam,” a witness says, “by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.” (InTouch)

    God, I’ve seen bukkake gangbangs with less dicks than Lindsay’s had inside her. Is there anything left that she hasn’t fucked? It’s probably a bad sign when your new girlfriend sees people she’s fucked every time she leaves the house. So what do you call a girl like that? A cab. Whore.

    Here’s Lindsay being my truie hero by refusing to wear a bra. Also, in that last pic: WTF happened in that car? It looks like a 7-11 dumpster. I bet there’s a stillborn baby undr those Cheez-its.


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