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Dad Marries Daughter, They Have a Kid
Apr 7th
John and Jenny Deaves are an Australian couple who’ve just had a little girl. Turns out, John and Jenny are biological father and daughter. And before you start judging, they’re not from down south, they’re from Australia. Okay, start judging.
John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny’s mother. Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.”John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults,” Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network’s 60 Minutes tonight.
“We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding.”Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.
“I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,” she said. (source)
The only way it’s cool to bang your daughter is if you’re Peter North and your “daughter” looks like Allie Sin. And you’re in a porn. And she’s not really your daughter. If you look like pic 1 down there, then expect some whispers at the grocery store and gossip at the fence. And probably some bricks in your window followed by some burning in hell. If you can manage to swallow that vomit that comes up from pic 1, then Emily Scott will make it all better in the rest of the pics. She’s Australian!
Selling It, Paris Style
Nov 12th
When I think of “sporty,” “athletic,” and “fit,” I think of, well, anyone but Paris Hilton. However, the athletic company Fila must recognize some connection to fitness that Paris harbors somewhere in her since they have made her a spokes model for their brand. Over the weekend she was in South Korea whoring herself out for the sportswear line. I say “whoring herself” because I’m pretty sure she would never wear their gear if not for the ridiculous amount of money they’re paying her to say that she loves it. Seriously y’all, come on–this is the girl who was even lazy and whiny in her sex tape . . . an athlete she is not.
K-Fed, Super Dad
Aug 14th
In an interesting turn of events, K-Fed is giving Britney a good kick in the balls she’s grown. Don’t tell me she doesn’t have them. Any chick who shaves her head has a set hidden somewhere.
K-Fed Up should be his new moniker. He is sick and tired of his Ex’s stupidity and believes the kids would be better off with him. I say, good for him. Take your kids from the crazy bitch! Cracking into cars, giving the paparazzi crotch shots (which Fatback loves, ya know), and doing only god knows what the fuck all else, surely isn’t the example you want for your kids.
I never thought I would see the day when I thought K-Fed was a stand up parent, but hey, hell does freeze over occasionally it seems. ‘Course he could just be in it for the money.
As we first reported, K-Fed is going back to court asking for more custody of the kids. Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart? (source)
It sucks that even in today’s courts you have judges who think the mother is the perfect one for the kids. Not so. Plenty of hot men out there who are excellent fathers. No, I have no clue what the fuck their hotness has to do with it, but damn, I like me some beefalicious daddy.
Alright, catch you later, got to recharge the batteries to the Venus. 
These aren’t new, but neither is Britney Spears’ Schadenfruede.
Michael Vick, Who Gives A Fuck?
Jul 25th
Yeah, I’ll say it. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.
There. Now the rest of the world can thumb their noses at little ol’ Valkyrie, a girl who doesn’t give two shits about the Becks bending whatever it is he bends, or some dumbass NFL player who was dumb enough to get caught in a dog fighting racket. Nope, and I don’t care about the welfare of these dogs. Why? Because I don’t. I’m betting about a few million other people don’t either.
Oh, there will be a ton of pissed off PETA bitches whining about the poor, loyal pit bulls and other doggies who got bit the fuck up and killed.
Yeah, well, fuck ‘em.
I have an idea that will solve my give-a-fuckedness. Take the Bex, Vick, and four or five fighting pit bulls, put them all in a large enclosure with an electric fence and a closed circuit camera. Sell video.
Now that’s something I would love to cover. So why do I have pictures of hot naked biker chicks? Well, because that’s way hotter than dead doggies, sugar! PS. Sorry about the pic of your mom. Slut!
