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John and Jenny Deaves are an Australian couple who’ve just had a little girl. Turns out, John and Jenny are biological father and daughter. And before you start judging, they’re not from down south, they’re from Australia. Okay, start judging.

John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny’s mother. Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.”John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults,” Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network’s 60 Minutes tonight.

“We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding.”Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

“I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,” she said. (source)

The only way it’s cool to bang your daughter is if you’re Peter North and your “daughter” looks like Allie Sin. And you’re in a porn. And she’s not really your daughter. If you look like pic 1 down there, then expect some whispers at the grocery store and gossip at the fence. And probably some bricks in your window followed by some burning in hell. If you can manage to swallow that vomit that comes up from pic 1, then Emily Scott will make it all better in the rest of the pics. She’s Australian!

When I think of “sporty,” “athletic,” and “fit,” I think of, well, anyone but Paris Hilton. However, the athletic company Fila must recognize some connection to fitness that Paris harbors somewhere in her since they have made her a spokes model for their brand. Over the weekend she was in South Korea whoring herself out for the sportswear line. I say “whoring herself” because I’m pretty sure she would never wear their gear if not for the ridiculous amount of money they’re paying her to say that she loves it. Seriously y’all, come on–this is the girl who was even lazy and whiny in her sex tape . . . an athlete she is not.

In an interesting turn of events, K-Fed is giving Britney a good kick in the balls she’s grown. Don’t tell me she doesn’t have them. Any chick who shaves her head has a set hidden somewhere.

K-Fed Up should be his new moniker. He is sick and tired of his Ex’s stupidity and believes the kids would be better off with him. I say, good for him. Take your kids from the crazy bitch! Cracking into cars, giving the paparazzi crotch shots (which Fatback loves, ya know), and doing only god knows what the fuck all else, surely isn’t the example you want for your kids.

I never thought I would see the day when I thought K-Fed was a stand up parent, but hey, hell does freeze over occasionally it seems. ‘Course he could just be in it for the money.

As we first reported, K-Fed is going back to court asking for more custody of the kids. Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart? (source)

It sucks that even in today’s courts you have judges who think the mother is the perfect one for the kids. Not so. Plenty of hot men out there who are excellent fathers. No, I have no clue what the fuck their hotness has to do with it, but damn, I like me some beefalicious daddy.

Alright, catch you later, got to recharge the batteries to the Venus.

These aren’t new, but neither is Britney Spears’ Schadenfruede.