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In an interesting turn of events, K-Fed is giving Britney a good kick in the balls she’s grown. Don’t tell me she doesn’t have them. Any chick who shaves her head has a set hidden somewhere.

K-Fed Up should be his new moniker. He is sick and tired of his Ex’s stupidity and believes the kids would be better off with him. I say, good for him. Take your kids from the crazy bitch! Cracking into cars, giving the paparazzi crotch shots (which Fatback loves, ya know), and doing only god knows what the fuck all else, surely isn’t the example you want for your kids.

I never thought I would see the day when I thought K-Fed was a stand up parent, but hey, hell does freeze over occasionally it seems. ‘Course he could just be in it for the money.

As we first reported, K-Fed is going back to court asking for more custody of the kids. Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart? (source)

It sucks that even in today’s courts you have judges who think the mother is the perfect one for the kids. Not so. Plenty of hot men out there who are excellent fathers. No, I have no clue what the fuck their hotness has to do with it, but damn, I like me some beefalicious daddy.

Alright, catch you later, got to recharge the batteries to the Venus.

These aren’t new, but neither is Britney Spears’ Schadenfruede.

Even when drunk, it appears that Lindsay Lohan may be a better driver than Britney Spears. I mean hell…the girl has wrecked two cars, stole a car almost killed someone and ended up in rehab. Britney on the other hand can’t even park without cracking into another car. Getting out of her ride proves to be a problem, too. Drive into a car, then slam your door into same vehicle, show us your crotch. Super. Smart.

The video and pics are plastered all over the ‘net, so it’s gonna be real hard for her to try to worm out of it. With her bankroll, it’ll be easy to slip some cash to the other driver. Then again, maybe she can loan the chick who owns the car her Manny for an hour.

If they do it in Vegas, that’s legal.

When you’re rich, you can afford to buy a man instead of a dildo. At least, that’s what it looks like Britney Spears has done. Sure, everyone thinks he is her ‘manny’, but Valkyrie knows the real deal.

What Brit-Brit has is a bone-a-fide walking, talking sex puppet. And why not? Nothing much hotter than a little bit of white trash walking around with a sex toy. I walk down the street with my venus butterfly turned on high, because that’s how I roll. True story.

At least Britney has the sense to hire someone to look after her kids. I mean, Britney hasn’t proven to be the brightest when it comes to child care. Who the fuck lets their baby fall out of a high chair? Ok, so it happens, but I wonder if the genius even strapped the kid in position in the first place.

Oh and with the divorce final now, I wonder how long it will be before Britney begins giving some public love to her paid dick?

Whatever. Baby sitter/Fuck Buddy, it’s cheaper when you buy in bulk.