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May 1st
This is Kelly Brook, whom you may not recognize here because she’s usually in a bikini and/or naked and for some reason she’s dressed like someone’s mom. Maybe she thinks she’s so hot that she can wear clothes circa Magnum PI and pull it off. Maybe she thinks dressing like my mom is the way to my heart. Well it’s not Kelly. Not even if you were driving a green reliant K car and smoking a Kool menthol.
Beyoncé is Pregnant. Maybe.
Apr 30th
The smokin’ hot chicks from Hollyscoop just gave me an exclusive!!! Well, I’m on their mass email list, but I’m pretty sure I’m thiiiiis close to asking one of them out. I have a good feeling. Anyway, turns out newly married Beyoncé is pregnant.
Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” (HollyScoop)
How can you tell when a girl from the south is pregnant? She gets married 2 months later. It’s a long standing tradition that country whores have been doing for generations. My mom was pregnant with me in her junior yearbook photo. Hawt.
Site News
Feb 25th
Ok, so obviously things are pretty fucked up. We are migrating over to a new CMS and working with a site redesign. Most of the image links don’t work yet and a lot of stuff just isn’t right. Please bear with us…I hope to have this all fixed up and shiney as new penny by the end of the weekend.
UPDATE: Ok, so I think most of the bugs are out so all of the images and old posts are showing up now. However, some of the links are hard coded to the old site (which lives here at The Old Server ; which will stay live for a while), so if you get trapped over there just repoint your browser to Fatbackandcollards.com.
