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Anne Hathaway is Tickled Pink (Eye)
Jun 5th
Anne Hathaway apparently had a scare during the filming of Get Smart with Steve Carrell. After filming their on-screen kiss she found out she had pink-eye (conjunctivitis).
It wasn’t until after their intimate lip-lock that Hathaway discovered she had the highly contagious eye illness and had to make the dreaded call later that night to the film’s producer, Alex Gartner.
“I said you might want to call Steve and let him know I had pink eye and my tears kind of got in my mouth, so he might want to worry about that,” she said. (Fox)
I guess if your gonna get an infection from a hot chick, conjunctivitis isn’t the worst thing you can get. You know what is? A broken heart. 
Lindsay Lohan in Cannes
May 27th
This is Lindsay Lohan heading out to party in Cannes. There are are 4 types of people who go to Cannes for the Film Festival.
- Film makers
- Actors
- Studio Types
- Whores
I’ll leave it you to figure out where our girl here fits in. Speaking of thespians. Lindsay is out with Samantha Ronson, who despite doing her best Pete Doherty look is still a girl. So that makes her a lesbian and that makes Lindsay a selfish bitch who will actually cross gender lines to be narcissistic and cruel. She’d better watch out though, because according Hollywood, gays are violently jealous rich people who like to stab things. True story.
Indiana Jones killed
May 19th
The new Indiana Jones Movie, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, evidently blew away the critics and movie goers alike. Most summer blockbusters tend to make your brain cry, and this one is probably no different. America likes 3 things in a Summer Blockbuster.
- Awesome
- More Awesome
- Tits
I guess 2 out of three ain’t bad.
