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God. Damn.

Ashlee Simpson’s rack has gone from great to awesome now that she’s eating for two. I figure she has about 3 more weeks of complete hotness before the grossness sets in and we have to write her off till Christmas. I’m not saying that pregnant girls are gross. Wait, yes I am totally saying that.

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Ahh… Remember this? Jessica Alba the hot 20 something with perfect skin and an even better body? Here’s to hoping that she’ll get her P90X on and get back into fighting shape for the rest of the summer.

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Kate Beckinsale looks like I feel this morning. Which is sexy, drunk and awesome. Still having some server issues that we’re working out so you get these Kate Beckinsale pics from last Halloween. Stay in school.

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Anne Hathaway apparently had a scare during the filming of Get Smart with Steve Carrell. After filming their on-screen kiss she found out she had pink-eye (conjunctivitis).

It wasn’t until after their intimate lip-lock that Hathaway discovered she had the highly contagious eye illness and had to make the dreaded call later that night to the film’s producer, Alex Gartner.

“I said you might want to call Steve and let him know I had pink eye and my tears kind of got in my mouth, so he might want to worry about that,” she said. (Fox)

I guess if your gonna get an infection from a hot chick, conjunctivitis isn’t the worst thing you can get. You know what is? A broken heart.

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This is Lindsay Lohan heading out to party in Cannes. There are are 4 types of people who go to Cannes for the Film Festival.

1. Film makers
2. Actors
3. Studio Types
4. Whores

I’ll leave it you to figure out where our girl here fits in. Speaking of thespians. Lindsay is out with Samantha Ronson, who despite doing her best Pete Doherty look is still a girl. So that makes her a lesbian and that makes Lindsay a selfish bitch who will actually cross gender lines to be narcissistic and cruel. She’d better watch out though, because according Hollywood, gays are violently jealous rich people who like to stab things. True story.

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