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• FRENCH VOLLEYBALL BIKINI DANCERS!
• Elizabeth Hurley @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards | The Bastardly
• Miranda kerr needs a nose job
• America's Next Top Model 11: Space Camp!: Celebrity Gossip With a Light Beer Aftertaste
• Come on Down, David Spade — You’re a BabyDaddy! | CandyKirby.com
• Daniel Radcliffe Deflowered by Older Woman, Amy Byrne | Allie Is Wired
• Kim Kardashian To Add Another Hyphen To Her List of "Talents"

Sinead Noonan is Miss Ireland 2008, so here she is eating a tea cake and holding a parasol like she’s on a magnolia plantation in Georgia. Huh? I have my doubts as to how “Irish” she really is. First, her face isn’t all red and she’s not holding a Guinness in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Second, she’s not in a fight or wearing a police/fireman’s badge (or alternatively cuffed in the back of a “paddy” wagon). Third she doesn’t have red hair and a bowl of lucky charms. So that pretty much clenches it. She’s a big phony. A big, incredibly beautiful phony with amazing legs with whom I’d like to discuss puppies and world peace. Toi, toi, toi, toi, toi.

• McNugget - Webster’s Is My Bitch
• Harriet Carter Says, “Always Swallow”
• Dane Cook’s eviction trial over dog poop is underway
• Victoria beckham has a gigantic nipple
• Hilary Duff Went To A Liquor Store! | The Bastardly
• Marilyn Manson is BALD
• Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Remember Greg Evigan?
• Jessica Simpson - Cleavage Candids at Sagebrush Cantina
• The Real Hell’s Kitchen Winner: Christina Machamer
• Samantha and Lindsay’s New/OldKissing Photo
• No Cage Match for Jessica Simpson and Pam Anderson

At least according to Pamela Anderson she is. Which is like the pot calling the kettle black. Or a whore calling another whore a black kettle. Which is little racist if you ask me.

Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.” But now the former Baywatch babe has hit back with a spectacular insult. Speaking on radio in Australia – where she’s waiting to go into the Big Brother house – the star slammed her rival buxom blonde. Pammi blasted: “I think she is a bitch and whore. (Sun UK)

I love that shirt. I think girls should eat meat because of the high protein and nutrition. And also suck lots of dicks. Hey…wait minute.  I just got that! My stars. That Jessica is a hoot!

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• Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks - CollegeHumor video

Weekends are for links. Not really. Weekends are sitting around drinking beer and talking shit about The Man. Because the man likes to keep a brotha down. So sit back, grab a cold one, grill some steaks and don’t forget to kill whitey.

• VegasAllVegas Crazy Horse Too loses temporary liquor license
• Jamie Lynn Spears has her kid; dad has a great job
• keira knightley’s tiny tits
• Megan Fox reveals ‘Transformers 2′ script re-writes, make-out scenes
• Justin Timberlake = Gay at Yeeeah!
• Blake Lively upskirt will get you thru the day

So the auto linker is down, my server is bloated like a tick on a hound dog and I can’t post for shit with this bullshit wireless connection. The good news is Marisa Miller continues to be hot in lingerie. So break out the SPF 1000, ’cause I’m going to the beach folks. If you see a guy with a farmer tan, black knee socks and sweater of chest hair…look to the right. See that handsome blogger? That’s me ladies. If you need me, you’ll find me under a pile jello stained dixie cups next to the strippers from The Suck-Bang-Blow club. Harley chicks rule.

• IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jennifer Aniston is a Bitch
• The Girls Next Door Are Not So Happy Ever After!
• Nice Gut | Celebrity Smack!
• Gisele Covers ‘GQ’ July 2008 | Bumpshack.com