Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman is Back on the Market
Dec 8th
Usually when a celebrity calls off a wedding or breaks up with a long time lover there are a lot of bleeding hearts out there that say, “Oh no, that’s too bad” and, “I hope he/she will find another soul mate”. I do not say these things. Especially when the person who going back on the market is a super hotty like Uma Thurman.
The next time she comes over to one of my house parties I will make sure that I keep her champagne glass full and be sure to send her all the right messages via body language. And when I say body language I mean making a rotating fist motion near my mouth and using my tongue to push out my cheek and when I say “keep her champagne glass full” I mean dumping a $100 worth of roofies into it so me and her can have private time later.
Links that are sex offenders
Lady GaGa meets the Queen of England in latex- IDLYITW
Tila Tequila says Rihanna has herpes, pot calls kettle black- Celeb News Wire
Rihanna ripped her dress- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan is going to India- yeeeah
Robert Downey Jr. cemented in Hollywood- popbytes
Tiger OD’d- notorious news
Michael Bay did something right- IDLYITW
Lindsay Lohan is showing a little boobage- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Uma Thurman Is Kind of a Dirty Whore
Oct 18th
Even though this was already done by Rose McGowan at the 1998 VMA‘s, I think it’s pretty killer that Uma Thurman is doing the whole see-completely-through-to-my-bare-breasts dress thing once again. At least Uma had the decency to wear undies, unlike Wonky-Eye McGowan.
And why not show off those girls? They’re quite full and perky. Niiiiiice. But I was taken aback by the ensemble in the sense that I thought Uma Thurman was this totally classy, classic dresser. I didn’t know she had a dirty side to her. I decided to investigate this more and do search on her pics to see if anything risque was amongst the bunch, and with what I found it was obvious that her showing her bare tits was only a matter of time. Enjoy!
