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So Miss Lennox is looking at pics of Tori Spelling performing as a Pussycat Doll this weekend and has come to a conclusion. See, I’ve met a few transsexuals, and despite what the gossip is about Tori being a tranny, she is no full transsexual my friend. The transsexual stage performers I know have gone the extra mile to get their masculine faces turned into a soft, female ones courtesy of a good plastic surgeon. Hell, most of ‘em are prettier than I am. But Tori did not take this step.

Thus I am forced to surmise that Miss Spelling is either simply a transvestite with amazing cleavage pads in his bra or a very early pre-op tranny who hasn’t undergone facial feminization just yet. And I’m not sure why he was invited to dance with the Pussycat Dolls given their long history of hot FEMALE celeb guest performers (Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Charleze Theron, etc . . . ), but he probably appeared a crowd favorite with onlookers intently watching his every move . . . to see if they could spy a penis that had come untapped.

Wait? What? Tori Spelling isn’t a dude?!?!?

I have no idea who Tori Spelling’s plastic surgeon is, but man, he’s great. I totally need to go see him. I’ve always wanted to visit Thailand.