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I don’t really keep up with 90210, but it is a good show and should only be filming “true” talent. That is why it upsets me to hear that a fraud like Tori Spelling, who was only on the show in the first place was because her father was the producer, was returning to the show. She has thrown her hat in the reality television ring and has failed miserably. And after you fail miserably in reality tv the last place you should try to find work was in REAL tv.

Like I said, I do not watch the show so I am not sure if she is returning as her original character in the first 90210 or if she is a whole new person. Is there a female translation of douche bag, because if there is one, she is it. Some people actually like her. Mainly because she is a family person. She is not one of those pathetic actors who are in their 30’s and still don’t have kids or a real life. Kind of like Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz. I am just curious as to how much she is getting paid. If she is getting paid at all. She is so desperate to ger her stardom back she is probably working pro bono. And that wouldn’t surprise me at all.

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The City recap- IBBB

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Rachel Bilson wears tight pants- I Don’t Want Your Life

Karissa and Kristina Shannon like being naked- yeeeah

Mischa Barton goes through guys like I go through condoms- Holy Moly

Miley Cyrus thinks she is turning Japanese- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- Collge Humor

MySpace the movie- Allie Is Wired

Dita Von Teese isn’t as hot as she used to be- popbytes

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Gwyneth Paltrow vs. the blogosphere- Geno’s World

Kendra Wilkinson is getting her own reality show- notorious news

So Miss Lennox is looking at pics of Tori Spelling performing as a Pussycat Doll this weekend and has come to a conclusion. See, I’ve met a few transsexuals, and despite what the gossip is about Tori being a tranny, she is no full transsexual my friend. The transsexual stage performers I know have gone the extra mile to get their masculine faces turned into a soft, female ones courtesy of a good plastic surgeon. Hell, most of ‘em are prettier than I am. But Tori did not take this step.

Thus I am forced to surmise that Miss Spelling is either simply a transvestite with amazing cleavage pads in his bra or a very early pre-op tranny who hasn’t undergone facial feminization just yet. And I’m not sure why he was invited to dance with the Pussycat Dolls given their long history of hot FEMALE celeb guest performers (Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Charleze Theron, etc . . . ), but he probably appeared a crowd favorite with onlookers intently watching his every move . . . to see if they could spy a penis that had come untapped.

Wait? What? Tori Spelling isn’t a dude?!?!?

I have no idea who Tori Spelling’s plastic surgeon is, but man, he’s great. I totally need to go see him. I’ve always wanted to visit Thailand.