“Fusing restaurant, lounge and performance, CatHouse will offer the Las Vegas nightscape a discrete playpen for spontaneous, provocative and sophisticated entertainment. A loungerie inspired by the rich opulence of a 19th century bordello, CatHouse . . . [taps] into the openness of celebrating sexiness in a way that is empowering for all participants.”

Apropos to the self-description of CatHouse as a “playpen,” that boasts “performance,” I totally get why Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick were invited to the grand opening. In fact, the line about how the lounge “celebrates sexiness in a way that is empowering for all” is the same excuse porn stars give when asked why they do what they do. But whatever, CatHouse sounds like a chill place that I’ll visit next time in Vegas.

Take a look at who else came out to purr at CatHouse . . .