Spencer Pratt
Speidi: Trouble In Whoreadise
Dec 23rd
The worlds two favorite attention whores are supposedly having a little trouble in paradise. After their Cabos San Lucas nuptials this past month, Spencer Pratt is now refusing to make their wedding legal stateside. After all this Heidi mother Darlene is still denying the fact that they got married willingly at all. Spencer told Ryan Seacrest, ” [ She said] I would like to see a blood test from Mexico.It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged.”
Awww. What a loving family. You get hitched and your new mother-in-law is accusing you of drugging her daughter to get married to you. If they didtake a dug test from Mexico, it wouldn’t surprise me at all either to find out Heidi ad drugs in her system. Only I believe that any drugs in Heidi’s system at the time of the wedding were put there willingly from Heidi herself. So this is basically the same Speidi crap that we have been hearing about for weeks now. Only now, Spencer has cold feet and they more than likely will not make the wedding legal here in the states. Because if thy did that, then they would have to sell the wedding pics to Us magazine, and I don’t think Us would buy them. And an egotist like Speidi, just couldn’t take that kind of rejection.
Links that are single for life
Bazooka Joe joke of the day- IBBB
Tom Cruise’s new movie sucks- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Paris Hilton channels Sherlock Holmes- notorious news
Danielle Fishel still looks good- The Bastardly
Katy Perry has beast herpees- I Don’t Want Your Life
Celebrities Xmas shop too! – popbytes
Ashley Tisdale in a bikini! That’s right I said it- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Scarlett Johansson talks- Geno’s World
Pussycat Dolls are trying to be G rated- Drunken Stepfather
Samantha Ronson hospitalized for drugs exhaustion- yeeeah
TomKat Has Some Advice For Speidi
Dec 9th
Tom Cruise is the master of ceremonies. He proved that when he married Katie Holmes in a beautiful castle somewhere in Ireland or Scotland or some shit. when he heard that Speidi eloped in a private and small ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, he was appalled. He had this to say to Spencer about the wedding, ” If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta do the wedding. It’s a special occasion, and she’ll remember it forever. Spencer…dude…you’ll realize this later.
Yea. Spencer. Dude. Wake up. This is Tom Cruise we are talking about. He knows how to put on a show. So you know what this will mean. You will have to re-wed Heidi Montag in an American wedding with an American priest so it will be legal. Oh and you better use a scientology priest too. Or else TomKat will bad mouth your wedding until the day you die. Lesson learned.
Heidi Was Drugged
Dec 4th
Heidi Montag’s mom, who is just about as big of an attention whore as her daughter, is saying that Heidi was drugged by Spencer Pratt and that is why she got eloped. Heidi’s mother Darlene is now saying that she gives the marriage six months. Six months? That is like 18 years in Hollywood time. However, as long as The Hills is still on t.v., which I hope isn’t going to be for too much longer, then they will never break up. They make beautiful news together.
However, just because they tied the knot doesn’t mean the marriage is legal. You see, they got married in Mexico. Cabos San Lucas if I am not mistaken. So even if they got divorced it wouldn’t be that hard to break up the union because they aren’t even legal in the first place. But Spencer wants to change all that. He tells Us magazine, “I’m on it. In my mind, it’s as legal as the ring on my finger.” Don’t worry people. He’s on it. By God’s will we will have a legal Speidi union in the U.S. of A. Whatever.
Links sexier than Victoria Secret
Fun with Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace blog- IBBB
Jennifer Aniston is desperate- notorious news
Madonna is modeling- Allie Is Wired
Best.Cleavage.Ever. – The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Taylor Swift is pooping her pants- I Don’t Want Your Life
The Real Desperate Housewives Of Atlanta is stupid- d-listed
Keri Russel gets slutty- Drunken Stepfather
This is too much dress for a d-lister- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Celebrity Apprentice to be extended. Woohoo! – Geno’s World
The Attention Whores Have Eloped
Nov 25th
Oh what a happy day in Hollywood. Not really. It seems that 2 of America’s biggest attention whores have gotten married. They didn’t however get wed in the U.S. They got married in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Now you are probably thinking if they are such attention whores why have a secret wedding? Well wonder no more, they are publishing exclusive wedding photos in the new issue of Us magazine.
Heidi had this to say, ” The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying.” She probably just got off the phone with Us magazine and they gave her a quote on how much her wedding pictures would sell for. Don’t think this changes a thing. Now that they are wed Speidi will become one. A super attention whore if you will. And they will continue to terrorize the streets of L.A. and other bordering countries. Who can stop this super villain you may ask? MTV producers. They can cancel The Hillsand Heidi Montag will become all but non existent. The world lies on your shoulders MTV producers. Stop this monster before it gets too big.
More Heidi doing what she does best.
