Spencer Pratt
Speidi Can’t Hack It
Jun 1st
There is a new show that is on tv called I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. It basically takes the bottom dwelling d-listers in Hollywood and put them all together on an island in Costa Rica and make them do shit. I am not quite sure how the show works but it something to do with people in the states calling in and telling the producers how to torture celebrities.
Of course, desperate for even more attention, Speidi signed up to be on the show. And they can not take it. They are actually living up to the shows name and desperately want out of there. According to E!, they expected to be staying at an actual hotel and spend most of the day chilling on the beach. And if you know Heidi Montag’s music videos, she is good at that.
But they weren’t only pissed about the shitty accomodations, they were t.o.ed that they were coupled with people who, in their eyes, were less famous than themselves. Heidi Montag complained to a producer, ” I wish they had some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Shit. You think K-Fed is gonna go out there away from all his alimony money and actually work? Hahaha! I think not!
It Was Everything You Imagined It Would Be
Apr 27th
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag a.k.a Speidi, a.k.a. The Attention Whores got hitched this weekend at 4 o’clock on Saturday. They already got married in Mexico but that isn’t in the U.S.A. so that didn’t count. And this wasn’t a very small affair. OK it was small in regards to how many people were there, but the amenities spared no expense. When I was on Facebook, many people who live in California were bitching about how a sky writer was writing “Spencer Loves Heidi” in the air over and over.
How romantic. It warms my soul to know that someone would succumb to that level of douche baggery in a failed attempt to seem romantic. And the big expenses didn’t stop there, Heidi wore almost $1.2 million worth of jewels from Neil Lane. Of course people don’t do big things like this just for themselves. Well… not Speidi. Cameras were there and the wedding will be on MTV’s The Hills. Even though Heidi and Lauren Conrad have beef curtains, Lauren still showed up to the wedding.
Just to name a few d-listers that showed up include, Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Audrina Patridge, Frankie Delgado, Kristin Cavallari and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth. So the whole gang was there. How romantic, how sexy, how… oh fuck it they will be in the tabloids again tomorrow, no reason to trump this up.
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The Attention Whores Are Getting Hitched
Apr 10th
Speidi have been in our lives for years now. They are the biggest attention whoring couple in Hollywood. And now that they have found true love, they are going to make it legal by getting married. Saturday, April 25 in an undisclosed location in Pasadena, California the couple will say their “I do’s” and then the bottom will drop out from the relationship and they will be divorced in 6 months.
As much as people tend to think that Hollywood relationships don’t work out, I am pretty sure these two freaks can not get enough of each other. According to a source,” This will be a real wedding. It’s being filmed for the season finale of The Hills.” Of course it is. You think these two will actually get married and not have a camera present? Afterwards, look forward to a honeymoon somewhere outside the U.S. where a LOT of cameras will be present while they frolic on the beach. Maybe I will get lucky and Heidi will go to a nude beach.
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Celebrities Have New Years Resolutions
Jan 1st
Many people have ey SpearsNew Years resolutions. My family asked me if I was going to quit smoking or start working out more. I just turned my head and laughed a little bit. But it isn’t just normal people making New Years resolutions. Celebrities do it too. Let’s look at a few…
Britney Spears: ” I would like to stop worrying so much because I worry all the time. And to learn to be happier, just in general. And to stop biting my nails!”
Eva Longoria Parker: “To give up meat.”
Spencer Pratt: “To stop eating pizza every day. I think my wife’s resolution will make that happen. She says she’s going to cook.”
Kanye West: “My resolution is to be as nice as possible to the press.”
Kathy Griffin: “To eat more carbs!”
These are all good New Years resolutions. I don’t think I have ever had a New Years resolution and I am not going to start now. Though I didn’t see Britney say she was going to eat less cheetos or Kanye West say he is going to stop being a little bitch, but I guess the ones they named are ok too. But the worst resolution I saved for last. This one comes from Cameron Diaz. Her New Years resolution is, ” I have always had the same New Years resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping.”
Nooo! If she starts wearing a bra then no more nipple slips or nipple pokies. If she stops smoking she will stop looking sexy. And if she stops shopping we won’t get to see her do either. For shame Cameron Diaz. For shame.
