[Editor's note: in case you were wondrin', I'm getting killed at my day job of saving America from communist aggression in the new Cold War, so the updates have been sparse. Special thanks to Allie, the sexiest blogger on earth for being the only one one millionth hot chick who noticed.]

Shawnee Smith is southern hotness. She was born in Orangeburg SC (my home state) so that makes her our Southern Hottie of the day. Sure she was an Air Force brat who moved to California in elementary school – so what you take for a gravelly hint of a southern twang is really just an Suburban LA drawl- but we’re not holding that against her. Oh well. We can dream right. I bet if we gave her some sweet tea and some fried chicken she’d fall right back into that low-country geechee. “Ah’ite, Bo?”

More Shawnee Smith, with even less clothes on.