Sex Tapes
Paris Likes to Eat
Nov 1st
Paris Hilton’s whining again because the public thinks she’s a whore promiscuous. Apparently, she has morals. And an appetite.
Although the Stars Are Blind singer became famous after a sex tape she filmed with former boyfriend RICK SOLOMON was released on the internet in 2003, she says she doesn’t deserve her racy reputation.
She tells Seventeen magazine, “People shouldn’t judge me and assume that’s how I am.
“I get in so many fights with guys who are like, ‘In public, you are the sexiest sex symbol, but you’re not sexual at all at home.’ “I’m like, ‘Whatever, shut up. I don’t wanna be.’ I’d rather watch a movie or LOST, or like, eat.” (source)
Everyone’s a critic. I totally get aggravated when people assume I’m easy because I strut around in sheer, short dresses with straps that are always too loose thus showing my left tit and my bedroom acrobatics are spread via broadband Internet feed and when I show my “naughty” zone every time I get in and out of the fucking car. I’d totally rather be eating a lettuce wedge and a grapefruit rind watching mindless TV than gallivanting around LA’s chicest nightclubs with famous starlets and billionaire heirs. I just wanna be me! Totally.
Deep Throat Highly Influential Film
Oct 6th
Hey y’all, Emily here! It’s Friday and that’s my Pornday. The 1972 porn hit “Deep Throat†is considered one of 100 culturally classic films of all time. I wonder if Pump Fiction or Caddysnatch made the list?
The pioneering porno movie “Deep Throat” was picked on Wednesday as one of 100 landmark films of all time in a new Radio Times guide.
The “Radio Times Guide to Films 2007,” compiled by the magazine’s film reviewers and staff, put “Deep Throat” up there with such cult classics as “Citizen Kane” and “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”
Justifying the choice, Radio Times’ film editor Andrew Collins said: “Deep Throat is not necessarily recommended for everyone — it’s a quite badly made film — but to deny its influence would be pure snobbery.” (source)
Every time I hear that characteristic 70s porn soundtrack it launches me back to the first time I watched Deep Throat. Daddy was passed out on the couch from the booze and mommy’s special “Flintstones” so I took a video from his collection he hid in the Miller Lite box in the garage. Changed my life. It was clearly the influence of Deep Throat that led to me enrolling in medical school. You can imagine my severe disappointment, however, when “fierce cock sucking and angry anal orgies†weren’t on the list of medical specialties. Fucking liars! The disillusionment led me to drop out of med school, work the late shift at the strip joint where I met a crowd of Brazilian models and eventually developed a $1000 a day coke habit. I’m not bitter.
That being said, who’s up for movie reenactment night at my place? Bring your fishnets! Speaking of ho’s. Here are the Girls Next Door trying to be Halloween-ish, but mostly whore-ish. Mouse over the images for descriptions. Click ‘em if you wanna lick ‘em.
