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Jimi Hendrix has a sex tape. Which normally would be super creepy because he’s dead now (and more than likely so are the groupie whores who are in the movie), but this is Jimi fucking Hendrix – possibly the best guitar player that ever lived.

“This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star. He could clearly play more than just his guitar,” said Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch. “It’s easy to see that he turned women on with his music and his passion.” (AVN)

I’m just hoping that it’s got some quality groupie whore fucking and it’s not just a movie of Jimi Hendrix asleep with his cock out while two hippie skanks lick each other’s hairy armpits. You’d be surprised how often porn DVD’s can disappoint. Go here for details.

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When it comes to NSFW, Valkyrie has you covered, boys.

Kristin Davis was allegedly helping herself to a three way around 5 years ago. I seriously doubt that was the only time, because everyone knows, once you join in, you’ll do it again. I am a little disappointed that the 3cum-sum included another guy, not girl.

Wtf is up with that?

Also, Kristin needed a good waxing. Then again, her ex-boyfriend might have liked his hair pie with actual hair. Some guys like the Sasquatch-crotch.

In honor of the day, which shall from here on be known as ‘Enjoy Your Hairy Crotch With 2 Cocks Day’, here is the link (again) to all 13 of the photos that the ex-boyfriend’s friend has circulating around the net. Yes, that’s right, photos. No video. At least Paris video’d for us.

See one hairy, toilet-sitting, cock-gobbling snatch.

Damn it. Gene Simmons’ lawyers still haven’t shut down the site that’s selling his alleged sex tape. That means people such as myself who have a weird fascination with gross stuff keep going back and watching the 20 second clip again and again. Gene Simmons naked from the waist down and screwing is just… ewww.  It’s like watching of Faces of Death and are those cats??? In fact FOD should have marketed the video. Yet I keep watching. What the hell is wrong me me? And with you too . . . you know you want to see the tape in its entirety! To appease your equally sick minds, you can go to this site and watch even more clips. Just don’t eat before you do.