So who is this chick Selena Gomez anyway? I heard she’s cat fighting with Miley Cyrus all the time but I had no idea who she was till I got these pics of her at a fashion show last week. Apparently, she’s another teenage jailbait singer that Disney dresses up in grown up clothes in order to make us all into fucking pervs. Congratulations, Disney. You win. Now we all spend 45 minutes crying after we jerk off. Fuck you.

On a lighter note, in case you were wondering, I’ve been extremely busy lately trying salvage this fucking economy and keep the streets safe for little kids and puppies, so I haven’t posted much in a while. We gotta stop tha hate people. And tha haters. Fo. Sho. Also, I need a full time writer to help out. So if you’re sexy and can at least fake a southern accent, drop us a line in the tips section. Now I’m off to some older action. Where’s my JoJo folder…?