I love Scarlett Johansson and it gets under my skin when she stars in movie like He’s Just Not That Into You and doesn’t show any flesh. Well that might change. Rumors are circulating that Scarlett will be replacing Emily Blunt in the Iron Man series. Now I am not saying that she will show a lot of flesh in that movie, but she will more than likely be clothed in a  very tight super villain outfit that makes her boobs look bigger and her ass look tighter.

Scarlett actually auditioned to be in the first Iron Man but didn’t get the part because she was asking for too much money. Now she is being chosen for Iron Man 2 because of some shit called lowball where the actor or actress comes in the audition and offers to do the role for a low amount of money but then in negotiations they get much much more. Which is the same way Mickey Rourke got the part as a russian villain for the upcoming sequel. Of course Mickey and Scarlett’s roles are not set in stone yet, but it is a distinct possibility that they will be starring in the films. Now if I just liked superheros. I think Scar-Jo in tight leather may change my point of view.

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Links that have a whole wardrobe of leather

Joaquin Phoenix is a rapper and he means it- IDLYITW

U2 is somewhere- IBBB

Michael Jackson molested a little girl ? – Holy Moly

Phoebe Price has fake lips- Drunken Stepfather

Jenny from the block- I Don’t Want Your Life

Angelina Jolie is pissed at her nanny- yeeeah

Bar Refaeli is a good salesman- IDLYITW

50 Cent will be leaking a porn tape soon- Celeb News Wire

Britney Spears is dating her talent agent- Allie Is Wired

People want to kill octomom- Geno’s World

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Victoria Beckham is repetitive- popbytes

Watch George Clooney on ER tonight- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Bristol Palin and fiance are dunzo- notorious news

ScarJo is one smokin’ hot hottie and she is trying to make bank off that fact. During a recent interview with Jay Leno she mentioned that she is going to sell one of her used tissues on eBay. She used the tissue because she caughta cold from The Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson. She is saying that she is going to give the earnings to a charity of her choice but you know that she is going to pocket that shit. This brings up the question, how did she get a cold from Samuel L. Jackson in the first place? Were they kissing? If so that is pretty gross because Samuel L. Jackson is one of the least attractive stars in Hollywood.

When asked by Leno what charity she will be giving the money to ScarJo said, ” Um, it is going to The Center For Kids Who Can’t Read good.” And then Leno gave her a stern look and said, “Scarlett, that charity is made up. It is from the movie Zoolander.” At which point Scarlett threw her hands into the air and ran off the stage hysterical.

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There has been a beef between Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan for a long time. It started when Lohan got the star role in Parent Tramp in like the 90’s. Since then there has been bad blood between the two starlets. The beef grew stronger two years ago when Lohan scrawled some hateful words about ScarJo on a bathroom wall. I usually read the bathroom walls because they usually have some good advice and also have phone numbers for people looking to have a “good time.”

This reminds me of the time I had sex with a girl and when I found out she was knocked up, I broke up with her by writing on a bathroom stall “bj’s $5 call this number.” She says I still owe her child support blah,blah. I don’t need to pay her a thing since she is racking up $5 a day with that ad I placed for her.

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Justin Timberlake is a fairy- popbytes

The Kardashian’s are building alliances- IBBB

Chloe Sevigny is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Travis Barker is back in the game- Aliie Is Wired

Kelly Osbourne is getting married. Gross. – notorious news

Karolina Kurkova is lingerie- The Bastardly

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Heather Mills got a 3rd boob job. The more the better. – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jenna Jameson sluts it up once again- Geno’s World

Even more from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show- I Don’t Want Your Life

So remember a year ago, when I told you guys that Ryan Reynolds was tapping Scarlett Johansson? Turns out I was not only right about that, I also successfully predicted that the highest possible dimension in string theory is 10. On a related note, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged. Coincidence? Fuck no.

Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who have been dating since Spring 2007, are engaged, their rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. Reynolds was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette. They split in February 2007 after four years together. Johansson was previously dating Josh Hartnett. (Us)

The thing that really stands out about this story is how Us magazine CTRL-B’d the names of everyone except the two people the article was about. Bolding is an important typographical modifier. It should not be taken lightly. My stars… typesetting humor. Is there nothing I can’t do? I live life in italics, baby.

These images are from a promo shoot for Scarlett’s new album followed by track off the album. Can Scarlett sing? Um. No.

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Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman are on the cover of the New W Magazine and they look serious. Serious about being a Hot New Duo! That’s sounds way sexier than it really is. In the article inside both ladies defend statments they made about being slutty, then try to act like they’re not slutty.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

“I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like, ‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean that I don’t practice monogamy in my own life—of course I do! I’m not going to be in some tarty relationship. But I stick by what I said. I remember another time, I said I get tested for AIDS twice a year, and again that got spun as me being promiscuous. But I was single at the time, and I think it’s important to do that!”

ON HATING GOSSIP MAGAZINES…“You’re never going to find me at the Ivy. I don’t care how good the Cobb salad is. These tabloid magazines—I think they’re hideous and the downfall of society.”
ON SUPPORTING BARACK OBAMA…“I will continue stumping for Obama until he’s elected. The past eight years have been painful for a lot of people. We’re in a state of emergency.”

NATALIE PORTMAN

ON MONOGAMY…“I’m into monogamy. But I’m not really into marriage right now. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it? Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they’re foreign or share my health care benefits because I’m straight—but if you’re gay, you can’t have that?”

ON BEING IMPRESSED BY HILLARY CLINTON WHEN SHE MET HER BEFORE THE SENATE…“I met with about 10 representatives that day and Hillary was by far the sharpest. Did you read Gloria Steinem’s op-ed piece? Hillary’s just so experienced.”

ON BEING STEREOTYPED A “GOOD GIRL” WHEREAS JOHANSSON IS STEREOTYPED A “HARLOT”…. “I get branded a lot as a good girl. I’m, like, the prude, and you’re more sexy…”

ON HER PUBLIC PROFILE…“The only thing that’s a little bit annoying, is I feel that I come off kind of boring sometimes.”

Both of these actresses are very serious about their craft, but the thing that really stands out to me is how close their boobies are to touching in this picture. Sometimes it’s life’s little subtleties that keep me going back to doing coke off a stripper’s ass every night.

Okay, so there’s no breaking news, it’s just an excuse to feature Scarlett’s lovelies. Apparently, she is worried her career will not last much longer. She also disclosed she’s a big fan of Uma Thurman’s body. Clearly, Scarlett has never stepped foot in front of a reflective surface.

The 22-year-old actress, who starred in her first film aged just 12, admits she fears every film will be her last. Scarlett said: “Do I ever get nervous about this, right now, being the pinnacle of my career? Yeah I do. At the end of every movie I think ‘Wow – this is the last one! Nice working with you.’” Meanwhile, Scarlett has revealed she thinks Uma Thurman has the perfect body. The blonde actress was blown away by the ‘Kill Bill’ star’s amazing physique when she first saw her on the big screen.
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Funny. “Peaked too soon” is usually used in conjunction with the men who watch Scarlett’s movies. Uma is cool if you’re into super-slim kung-fu slayers, but I think Scarlett’s killer rack and accepting attitude jet her above the competition and into the rotation of my Vegas fantasies. “What happens in Vegas….stays with you until the antibiotics kick in.” They conveniently leave that out of the commercials. Stupid girl in the cowboy hat riding a horse.