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So remember a year ago, when I told you guys that Ryan Reynolds was tapping Scarlett Johansson? Turns out I was not only right about that, I also successfully predicted that the highest possible dimension in string theory is 10. On a related note, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are engaged. Coincidence? Fuck no.

Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who have been dating since Spring 2007, are engaged, their rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. Reynolds was engaged to singer Alanis Morissette. They split in February 2007 after four years together. Johansson was previously dating Josh Hartnett. (Us)

The thing that really stands out about this story is how Us magazine CTRL-B’d the names of everyone except the two people the article was about. Bolding is an important typographical modifier. It should not be taken lightly. My stars… typesetting humor. Is there nothing I can’t do? I live life in italics, baby.

These images are from a promo shoot for Scarlett’s new album followed by track off the album. Can Scarlett sing? Um. No.