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Chris Brown Still Wants To Date Rihanna
Feb 23rd
Chris Brown is a very aggressive individual. After reading this story I decided to put myself in his shoes. If I were Rihanna’s boyfriend, and an argument escalated to the point of me beating the shit out of her, which I never would, then I would try to stay as far away from her as possible because she is more than likely is going to press charges. But Chris doesn’t see it that way. Instead he has been calling Rihanna on multiple occasions trying to hook back up with her.
Now this is probably only so Rihanna will take pity on him and not press charges for assault. I seriously doubt this is going to happen. And with stars like Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen getting matching “shhh…” tattoos on their fingers similar to what Rihanna has, I don’t think anyone from outside the relationship is going to encourage Rihanna to hook up with the girl beater. A source says, ” Chris called Rihanna to wish her a happy birthday. He’s absolutely trying to get back into her good graces. He knows he’s very much in the doghouse right now, and is doing everything he can to show her how sorry he is.” I have a bit of advice for Chris Brown. Stay away from Rihanna. You have guys like Jay-Z and Ja Rule wanting to beat the shit out of you. This isn’t a good time to try to reconsolidate your relationship. Oh and don’t go out in public either. I hear many other people, former fans included, want to very much so castrate you. I have never been castrated but I hear it is like a circumcision only they take a little bit more off the top. Either way, I would barricade myself in my house and never leave. Just my advice.
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This Looks Painful
Feb 20th
TMZ has exclusively released a photo taken by the police the night of the Rihanna/Chris Brown beat down. Hey I rhymed. Maybe I should do a song with Chris Brown. Anyway, this has launched an investigation into the LAPD as to who exactly leaked the photo. But the paparazzi and the press, including me, are very happy these photos were released. No comment from the Rihanna camp about the leaked photo but I am sure they are not very happy.
This doesn’t even look like Rihanna. which gives you a pretty good idea of how big of a monster Chris Brown really is. I hope this guy does a decade in jail. Her eyes are closed possibly because they are swollen but the majority of the blemishes on her face looks like they came from fists. I am not a forensics expert I am just going on what I see in the pic. Her bottom lip looks about twice the original size. I also heard rumors that the police took photos of bite marks on Rihanna’s arms but those photos have yet to surface. The only question is, what will the Rihanna camp say and how much money do you think that police officer who sold the photo got? The comments from the Rihanna camp are a little more important but the price tag for these photos intrigue me. Anyway, I hope Rihanna gets better soon and I hope Chris Brown wakes up one morning with morning wood and all of a sudden his penis mysteriously falls off.
Rihanna Is “Appalled”
Feb 17th
Rihanna finally caught wind of Chris Brown’s bs apology and she is “appalled” by it. In the apology he basically says that all the stuff going on on the internet, such as his facebook page, is all false and that it is not really him. When we all know it is. And that the blogs are all wrong and that he can not say anymore until he has his day in court. Rihanna’s friend basically said that there is no way to take his apology sincerely when he won’t admit guilt.
What I think Chris Brown is deluding himself to is the fact that he thinks he will still be a hot song writer and people will actually want to work with him when it is well known that he was the one who beat the shit out of Rihanna. His career is over. He may go to jail, he may have enough money to keep himself out of jail, but his career is completely over. Rihanna however will probably have a few sympathy parties where her popularity will sky rocket. And then she will fall off of everybody’s radar when they realize she isn’t that great a singer. In summarization, Chris Brown career= over, Rihanna career= still got legs.
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Links that will live on forever
The City recap- IBBB
Celebrities weigh in on the Rihanna ass beating- Allie Is Wired
Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are dunzo- Celeb News Wire
Miley will continue to live in mommy and daddy’s basement- yeeeah
Sophia Bush is cute as a button- I Don’t Want Your Life
Vanessa Anne Hudgens looks hot even when she pumps gas- Drunken Stepfather
Confessions Of A Shopoholic is famous in the U.K. – Holy Moly
God DAMN LiLo is skinny! – d-listed
What the fuck is Jessica Biel doing? – IDLYITW
Heidi Klum too heavy? I don’t think so. – Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel to move in together- notorious news
It’s Paris’ Fault
Feb 11th
The news lately has been just naabout nothing except the blow up between Rihanna and Chris Brown that left Rihanna bloodied and bruised. There are rumors left and right as to why they had the argument that they had. One site says that they were arguing over which car to take to the Grammys. Another site says that they wee arguing over a text message that Chris had received by some mystery woman.
Some sites are saying that they got into an argument over who was going to perform first at the Grammys. And yet another site is saying that Rihanna was the one who stated the argument and the alleged fight and that Chris Brown was only acting in self-defense. Even though he didn’t have a scratch on him and Rihanna could barely seout her eyes because of the swelling. But the rumor I like best is the one that depicts Chris Brown and Pais Hilton getting cozy at a Grammys pre-party that sent Rihanna into a rage. Oh and did I mention the rumor about Rihanna being pissed that Chris Brown gave her herpees? I can’t seem to make a post about Paris Hilton without mentioning herpees but the rumor is circulating.
According to OK magazine a source says, ” He [Chris Brown] and Paris went outside together. Paris was all over him. Rihannacaught wind of it and spent the rest of the night glued to him.” This doesn’t really surprise me. Paris seems to be all over just about every guy when she goes to parties. And if this attack that occurredin some park or subdivision or whatever happened because of Paris, well that shit is just funny. I am sure Paris’ name will come up in court at Chris Brown’s trial and she may even be called upon to testify. Which should go humorously. Le me reinerate the points here. Chris Brown, Rihanna, Paris Hilton, fight, herpees. That is about all I can say. More pictures of Paris Hilton and her disease ridden ass at the Grammys below.
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